((An RP blog for fem!Karkat, not attached to any particular group))
not your kid, kateri. calm your furiously gyrating mammaries.
you know he said it like that just to piss me off!
tiamatsheirs asked: Just thought I'd drop a line and let you know David got a couple more piercings and a new tattoo. Just so you know before you see him again. Kay have a nice day~ :D -Drake
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DRAKE HETARO I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU NO LONGER HAVE AN ASS! YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO GO BEGGING FOR DONATIONS FOR THE DRAKE HETARO REBUILD-HIS-ASS FUND! YOU ARE DEAD, DRAKE! DEAD!
tiamatsheirs asked: Hey Kari. You know how I love you like a sister and absolutely care for you and would NEVER EVER think about giving you a reason to stab me riiiiight? -Drake
… what did you do and how painfully would you like to die for it? /:B
… people are going to play the game again?
…what timeline so i know whether i need to move the kids and do any of you have someone to watch your children because i really hope you won’t be taking them in there too.
/:B
why is it calling people back now, i wonder…
When you want to apologize…
… but are too afraid to.
and
All at once.
babybiologist asked: -You whimper and huddle into your cloud blankie. How did you get here?-
o-oh…
*kneel next to him and smile a little*
hello there, baby - john, isn’t it?
*you don’t think he could be anyone else*
suffspeare asked: I want t9 see y9u s99n. Very s99n.
i want to see you soon, too, dad… ono
LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKER!
IF YOU WANT TO HURT MY LITTLE BROTHER YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST!
LEAVE HIM THE HELL ALONE!
(:>B
I love you Sis.
How are the grubbies?
oh hey k9
i love you too.
…hoping you’ll visit soon, actually.
you still need to meet them O:B
thewitchoflife asked: Of course t)(e first fin I sea on my das)( after a s)(ower is you yelling. Of course. 38P
SOMEONE IS THREATENING K9 I AM NOT GOING TO LET ANYONE HURT MY LITTLE BROTHER! D:<B
LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKER!
IF YOU WANT TO HURT MY LITTLE BROTHER YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST!
LEAVE HIM THE HELL ALONE!
suffspeare asked: I just have a wh9le l9t 9f feelings and I l9ve y9u and I've missed y9u a great deal lately.
i missed you too, dad…
i still miss you, actually. ):B
suffspeare asked: Gru66y c9me 6ack. Y9u can 6lame it all 9n me.
… dad what’s gotten into you today? o:B
tiamatsheirs asked: Heya Kari! Been a while. How have you been? Also Happy mother's day.
ah, sorry, i didn’t see this until now!
a belated thank you to you, drake. (:B
awww, dad.
you’re somehow both extremely sweet and very silly.
(:B
I l9ve y9u!!
i love you too, dad! (:B
cassandra says ‘beep’!